=> Please fill out your evaluations and remember -- profanity
will be accepted only if it has artistic merit, or
redeeming social value.
=> I am really lucky. I caught the boquet at a funeral.
=> My singing is used to augment the grief at a funeral.
=> Childs definition of a newspaper: "It is something you read
to find out who won and who got murdered."
=> Neurotics build air castles. Psychotics live in them, and
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
=> Always look on the bright side: In California they call
earthquakes "Free Landscaping."
=> A government that is big enough to give you everything you
want, is big enough to take everything you have.
=> This job has done wonders for my paranoia. Now I really know I
=> If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard,
speak up. If you want to be loved, shut up and sit down.
=> Interrupted childs prayer: "Excuse me God while I kick
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