Bathrooms

How about the ultimate bathroom when traveling?
Here's what I'd like:

• Mirrors that don't steam up
• Separate temperature control
• Instant hot water
• Understandable and readable shower controls
• Magnifying mirror
• Decent shampoo
• Really good lighting
• Heat Lamp
• Rubber non slip bath mat available or non skid tub bottom

Is this too much to ask? I'd love to have responses from any hotel people.