=> If we had an instant replay camera like the NFL has we could watch that joke die again.
=> I asked the meeting planner what I should talk about. He/she said, "about 20 minutes."
=> GOOD SPEECH FORMULA: Have a good beginning; a good ending; and keep them close together.
=> He who hesitates is probably right.
=> No one is listening until you make a mistake.
=> Two wrongs are only the beginning.
=> The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
=> If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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