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=> Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
=> Many people do not believe in miracles . . . they rely on them.
=> The early bird who catches the worm usually works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.
=> Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
=> Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense.
=> Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.
=> It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
=> If something is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.
=> Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle.
=> When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
=> Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.
=> If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
=> The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
=> All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!
=> Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
=> If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.