Monday, April 11, 2011

Public Speaking - Consulting Humor

You know it is time to get out of consulting when...

  • You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.

  • You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."

  • You refer to dating as test marketing.

  • You can spell "paradigm."

  • You actually know what a paradigm is.

  • You understand your airline's fare structure.

  • You write executive summaries on your love letters.

  • You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page paper with six other people you don't know.

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