- You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
- You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
- You refer to dating as test marketing.
- You can spell "paradigm."
- You actually know what a paradigm is.
- You understand your airline's fare structure.
- You write executive summaries on your love letters.
- You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page paper with six other people you don't know.
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