=> If we had an instant replay camera like the NFL has we could
watch that joke die again.
=> I asked the meeting planner what I should talk about. He/she
said, "about 20 minutes."
=> GOOD SPEECH FORMULA: Have a good beginning; a good ending; and
keep them close together.
=> He who hesitates is probably right.
=> No one is listening until you make a mistake.
=> Two wrongs are only the beginning.
=> The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
=> If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of
=> Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
=> Half the people you know are below average.
=> 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
=> The new computers are so humanistic that on Monday morning
they come in late.
=> Live every day like it was your last . . . and it soon
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