=> The worst part about the speed of light is that it makes mornings come awfully early.
=> Man is the lowest cost non-linear computer system capable of being mass produced by unskilled labor.
=> Miracle drug: One that you only pay ten bucks for.
=> Miracle drug: One that your kids will take without spitting it out.
=> When you wish upon a star don't forget it takes two hundred million light years to receive the request.
=> What can you expect of a universe that started out as nothing but a lot of hot air? . . . (sounds like many speakers I know) hahahaha
=> One good thing about the computer age. We can be wrong at astonishing high speeds.
=> If technology is making the world smaller, how come the phone bill keeps going up?
=> Genetics: The study of which parents family is responsible for the child's bad behavior.
=> Computers will never replace humans until they learn how to laugh at the boss's jokes.
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